And I Still Can't Gain Weight

When I was a kid I loved a candy bar called Forever Yours, then suddenly Mars stopped making them. Oh well, bad for my teeth anyway, right? Then one day I noticed Milky Way Dark. I like dark chocolate. I bought a bar. It was great! Several years later I read someplace that they'd re-introduced Forever Yours under the new name of Milky Way Dark. No wonder I loved the taste!

Lately I noticed that the name is now Milky Way Midnight Dark but it tastes the same. All I miss now is the five cent price. The most recent price jump was from 3/$1.00 to 49 cents each, a far cry from the nickle when I was a boy.