Love At First Lick

The very first time I met Sophia she fell in love with me and I fell in love with her. We have to confine our make-out sessions to the occasions when Gloria brings her to Starbucks at the same time that I happen to be there. If she spots me as Gloria is driving into the parking lot she gets all excited and can't wait to get out of the car. If they're the first ones to arrive Sophia gets up on her hind legs and walks towards me two-legged like a little bitty person, then dances and pirouettes on her hind legs until I pick her up and put her on my lap. Here she's licking my face, covering me with kisses, happy as can be. How come Gloria never sits on my lap and does that? Damn!