Who Wields The Real Power In North Miami?

She manages to get invited to all the right parties, gets to sit front and center at political functions, and all the voters absolutely adore her. Nobody else in town gets driven around in a chauffer driven shiny big black SUV. Nobody else has the mayor for a chauffer!

Of course five year old Autumn is also the only girl in town who gets to call the mayor Daddy. That helps! I congratulated him again on winning his re-election and he wanted reassurance that I was indeed growing back my distinctive messy mop of profuse curly hair. We exchanged a few more pleasantries and he went back to being Autumn's chauffer again.